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This is the tumblr ad I just got.

I don’t own a house, I don’t need an elevator, and I don’t speak either of these languages

    • #I do kind of want one though
    • #it's baller as hell and my grandma could visit more
    • #tumblr ads
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moresavagethanpreviouslythought:

moresavagethanpreviouslythought:

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sweet jesus why does tumblr mobile keep trying to show me this fivehead mtherfucker

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LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!

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thekinglunar:

samid11:

ok but the peak of all comedy will always be that video of the broken singing trout that makes unholy noises but always goes right back to normal for the cheery chorus

P̙̳͡h͉̕ͅ'̩͎̫̱̮N̡̞͔̫g̮̪ͅL͕ͅu̺ͅI͏͓̰̣͍ ̳̟̭͔̲̝͟ͅm̤̲̟̟̩͢G̟̫̠̣̹͝l̷̻̰̟͈̲͖W̫'͚̖̜͔̝͜n̸̤͖̙A̦̗̤̹͓̜̞f̫͇̰̦͚̲͕́H̸̦ ̘̗̪̗̮̺c͚͔T̶̻̠̣̬̲̯̬h̴͓͉̥͈͈̙̦Ṷ͍͚͓̫̖l̹̦H͖̹͙͚ụ͈̕ ̹͓͇̰͝ͅͅR͔̻'͉̼̳̜͓͍̙l̜̦̭̟Ỳ͔͉͇͍̥ͅe̵̹̻̖̘H̥͠ ͘ẃ̪G̯̭͙̱a̞̪̰̤͇̖͝H̪̜̪͉̥̰ͅ'̩͖͈̣n̡A̱̣g̻̺̞̤L͏ ̪̙̙ͅf̴Ḫ̺̖̫t̜̜̼A͍̼͎͖̟̞̬g̦N͈͎̺̫

♫  ~ Singin’ Do-Wah-Diddy, Diddy-Dum, Diddy-Do ~ ♫ 

Looked GOo0OD

Looked BbbB@AAaDD

(via green-gingko-leaf)

    • #this video is over a decade old
    • #and I still have tears in my eyes every time
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nietzscheantrout:
“alana really said “gay rights” and installed multiple glory holes in the screen. cowards just didn’t make use of them
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Well no shit, there’s a camera right there. That conversion was so awkward because they were both waiting for...
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nietzscheantrout:

alana really said “gay rights” and installed multiple glory holes in the screen. cowards just didn’t make use of them

Well no shit, there’s a camera right there. That conversion was so awkward because they were both waiting for us all to leave

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    • #hannibal
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Q:

Found you, faker!

a-ferrety-boi

Faker? I think you’re the fake ferret around here

You’re comparing yourself to me? Ha! You’re not even good enough to

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i-am-fert:

vet-and-wild:

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This boy ❤️

Reblog if this boy ❤

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catboyadamparrish:

Validation time! Put in the tags what made you follow the person you RB this from 💫

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    • #they followed one of my dozen sideblogs
    • #so I checked them out and I liked their vibe
    • #what more does one need
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I’m just a Malfina waiting for her Clark

    • #connecticut clark
    • #come sweep me off my feet with your connecticut ways
    • #clark and malfina
    • #malfina the demon witch
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*walks in from offscreen carrying a jar of tomato sauce and a sodastream*

Now, if you’re like me, you’ve always thought the name “spaghetti carbonara” was misleading at best

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paperconsumption:

what’s your top post on this site and why do you hate it with a burning passion

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    • #the peppers and mints post hands down
    • #everybody reblogs it with the dumb science explanation somebody put on it that isn't even accurate
    • #also I straight up forgot to type an entire word in the first post
    • #in my defence I had already eaten the habanero at that point
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picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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Pics that make you go MAMA MIA! HOW I’M-A GONNA TWIRL THE SPAGHET??
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picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Pics that make you go MAMA MIA! HOW I’M-A GONNA TWIRL THE SPAGHET??

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shellshout:

thyrell:

mindnumbing-brain-candy:

thyrell:

wholesome-apples:

thyrell:

thyrell:

DONT LET TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK ITS NOT OKAY TO:

  • MAKE TULPAS OF POLITICIANS!!
  • TORTURE THEM EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP!!
  • DRIVE A CHEVY

THIS IS OKAY TO REBLOG BUT FORD OWNERS DO NOT INTERACT!!! POLITICIANS FEEL FREE TO COME CLOSER!!!!

What the fuck does this mean

STICK YOUR HAND IN MY ENCLOSURE

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what fucking fandom do you think this is

politician torture fandom grab your cattle prods

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portaltwo:

portaltwo:

just had the scariest experience playing fallout 4. walked up to a modded character, who’s head was a different skin colour than the rest of her body and her eyes were completely white. when i looked at her my game made a loud BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR noise and then crashed

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Did she look anything like this?

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Cause if so 7 days is… generous

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    • #pam who death forgot
    • #pam the fearkeeper
    • #pam the existence-eater
    • #The Final Pam
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“I want to play a game. Each of you claims to be the rightful owner of this toy plane. Now we decide that once and for all.

Do you know the story of the Judgement of Solomon? In front of you is a hacksaw and a baby…”

    • #untitled goose game
    • #saw
    • #meme
    • #video
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sunforgrace:

whenever I finally realize that one of my mutuals is a sideblog and that the random user that’s been liking my posts was my mutual all along I feel like bruce willis at the end of the sixth sense

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    • #This has happened so many times with my fert blog
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